Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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