We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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