i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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