If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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