so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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