I'm really into asian looking animals
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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