He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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Floor bacon is actually really good
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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