There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i don't like sucking hair
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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