in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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