I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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