Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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