i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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