he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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