where am i from again
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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