U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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