Apparently you make a good broom.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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