It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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