And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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