She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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