It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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