So drunk, too bad you don't want this
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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