so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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