is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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