I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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