Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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