How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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