Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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