i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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