i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Oh god it's open bar.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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