i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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