Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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