i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I want to be your penis for a week.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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