we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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