she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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