whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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