Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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