I hate your face
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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