that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
