He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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