i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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