Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Randomize
