Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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