So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola