People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.