Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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