Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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