Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Send help, water and tortillas.
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Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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