thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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