Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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