it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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