do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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