I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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