I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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