very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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