He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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