whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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