Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
