I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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